Toddler property laws

If I like it, its mine.
If its in my hand, its mine.
If I can take it from you, its mine.
If I had it a little while ago, its mine.
If its mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If Im doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, its mine.
If I think its mine, its mine.
If I. … Oops! Im sorry, I goofed. Instead of typing in the Toddler Property Laws, Ive been typing in Bill Gates primary business plan.

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