Southestern comments and questions about life

Does sweet tea come in sweet, sweeter and sweetest?

Thank goodness the Fourth of July is over – now retailers can get out their Christmas stuff.

I wonder why my wife suggested I list my telephone number in the Yellow Pages under vegetables.

Id like somebody to ask Disney how they could make a Tarzan movie without a single black person.

Seen on a bumper sticker: Be the Person Your Dog thinks You Are.

Im ready to sue the chocolate manufacturers for making me fat. They didnt tell me on the wrapper that I would get fat.

Both the Psychic Hotline and GED classes are advertised during the Jerry Srping Show. Coincidence?

My son just married a girl he met on the internet. I guess there is such a thing as love at first site.

If you do not know where you gun lock key is, maybe your child has it.

I hate it when I sneeze and my bra comes undone.

Listening to country music is like watching a soap opera. Knock it all you want, but if you ever get started, you cant stop.

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