Its easy to turn a computer on – just flip the switch.
Virtual dancing baby easier to care for than real one.
Less threat of Kenneth Starr investigation.
No trips to the doctor if you catch a computer virus.
The low cost of commitment: only $19.95 in ISP charges.
Monitor size doesnt matter.
Easier to hide a laptop if someone walks in.
You never spend a penny on deodorant, perfume, or Mentos.
Everybody assumes clinton@whitehouse.gov is just an alias.
No need to say, I have a headache – just claim you couldnt dial into your AOL account.