21
Aug
- When filling out your drivers license application you give your IP address.
- You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is Hi, whats your URL?
- Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
- Youre amazed to find out Spam is a food.
- You ping people to see if theyre awake, finger them to find out how they are, and AYT them to make sure theyre listening to you.
- You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
- You introduce your wife as my lady@home.wife and refer to your children as client applications.
- At social functions you introduce your husband as my domain server.
- After winning the office Super Bowl, pool you blurt out, I feel so Colon-Right-Parentheses!
… and the No. 1 sign you are an Internet Geek:
- Two words: Pizzas here.