Top 10 things youll never hear a girl say.

1) Im bored. Lets shave my pussy!

2) Shouldnt you be out drinking with your friends?

3) Great fart!! Rip another one!

4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my c*nt.

5) You should see the shit I just birthed.

6) Id rather play Duke Nukem than go shopping.

7) Lets start subscribing to Hustler.

8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?

9) Ill swallow it all. I love the taste of it!

10) Are you sure youve had enough to drink? Im buying.

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