Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your
apartment in the middle of the day.
You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly
like you) on a leash in your living room.
Ice floating in toilet water.
Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
Friends swear theyve seen your car at the local meat-processing
plant.
You can never find the leftovers.
The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The
Nature Channel.
The dog doesnt lick itself anymore… now its the cats job.
Mensa mailings addressed to Rover.
Your apartment keys no longer work.