Top ten things overheard at Ronald Reagans birthday party

  1. Whys Reagan trying to blow out the chandelier?
  2. Happy Birthday to…wait stop. Hes wandered off again!
  3. …And now president Reagan will use his Playskool phone to call and wish himself a Happy Birthday
  4. Mommy make me cake! Cake good
  5. More coffee, Quayle!
  6. Hey, someone spiked the punch with Grecian Formula
  7. Excuse me, Ive got to exercise the old Trickle-Down Theory, if you know what I mean
  8. Quick, hide the cake! Rush Limbaughs here!
  9. Wow, a Beavis and Butthead T-Shirt!
  10. Am I still President?

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