NO. 10

Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all.

NO. 9

This gives new meaning to box lunch.



NO. 8

Reporter: Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear? Holyfield: What?



NO. 7

Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled – John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.



NO. 6

What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?



NO. 5

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory



NO. 4

Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, The snackfest in Budapest.



NO. 3

How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.



NO. 2

Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences





NO. 1

When interviewed after the fight, Tysons first remarks were that it tasted like chicken.