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Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:



10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.



9. Those who have it think that those who dont are somehow inferior.



8. Those who dont have it may agree that its neat, but think its not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.



7. Many of those who dont have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.



6. Its more fun when its up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.



5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think thats the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.



4. If you dont take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.



3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.



2. If youre not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.



And the number one reason Why e-mail is like a penis.



1. If you play with it too much, youll go blind!