Old and New Jokes

There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde all in an adults only erotic shop.



The red head walks up to the counter and tells the man that she would like the red vibrator.



He takes it down off the shelf and says ok thatll be twenty dollars. She pays and goes off on her merry way.



The brunette walks up to the man and says that she would like the yellow vibrator.



He take the yellow one off the shelf and says ok, miss, thatll be twenty dollars.



She pays and goes off on her merry way.



The blonde walks over to the man blushes and says yes, sir, I would like the plaid one please. The man turns around to see the plaid vibrator and smiling, says thatll be 75 dollars.



The blonde pays and goes off on her merry way.



The owner of the store comes in and asks the man how the sales were that day.



He replies, Well, I sold a red and a yellow vibrator for 20 dollars each, and i sold your thermos to some lady for 75 bucks!