One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

Her docter told her that he couldnt perform surgery because it would be too risky.

All was well for 16 years when one of the girls came running into the room crying.

Whats wrong? asked the mother.

I was taking a pee and a bullet came out.

Its ok said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the other girl came running into the room crying, I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?

Yes replied the girl.

Its ok said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy came running in crying, I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out. No replied the boy, I was playing with myself and shot the dog!!!!!!!!