True facts about men!

1. If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach youre aiming too high.

2. Woman dont make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:youre sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says hes the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A womans work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one — they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same — they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners — he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is


12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men — a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving — theyd be wrong but you could still use them.

14. Men are like animals — messy, insensitive and potentially violent — but they make great pets.

15. Mens brains are like the prison system — not enough cells per man.

16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – dont and stop..

17. Husbands are like children — theyre fine if theyre someone elses.

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