TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice how to cook a Turkey from the experts.
Thanksgiving Dinner on the run.
A woman called (their number) to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey.
To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed.
The woman responded, I dont know, its still running around outside.
Tofu turkey?
No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isnt Thanksgiving without turkey.
A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu.
Then theres the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?
The stock boy replied, No maam, theyre dead.