Love the Dentist Quote

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while Im trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth.

And just when I dont think I can take it anymore, he says, Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now. – Marcie, from the Married With Children sitcom.

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