04
Nov

Two Brits and an Aussie at the Urinal

There are three men in the bathroom — two Englishmen and an Australian — all at the stalls. The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves he says to no one in particular, “In Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.”
The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. Before leaving, he says to no one in particular, “At Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware.”
The third man, the Aussie, zips up and walks over to the door. Before leaving he mumbles under his breath, “In Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands.”

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