07
Oct

Two English crooks, forged currency and an Irish barman

Two English crooks paid £1000 for £10000 worth of forged currency. When they checked their purchase they found that the forgeries were unfortunately in £6 and £13 denominations!

Having decided that the only place they would successfully get rid of the dud money would be in Ireland, they jumped onto the boat and made their way to a pub in deepest Co. Kerry.

The barman drew their 2 pints of the black stuff, and one of the crooks nonchalantly asked Will you accept £6 or £13 sterling notes? I havent anything smaller?.

The barman cheerfully replied Ah sure thatll be fine … now would you be wanting yer change in £2 or £9 notes?

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