Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

Im recently widowed, she explained, and Im afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.

Not to worry, Jack said, well be happy to sleep in the barn.

Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widows attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?

Yes, I do.

Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?

Yes, I have to admit that I did.

Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?

Bobs face turns red and he said, Yeah, Im afraid I did.

Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!