05
Sep

Universal Poker

Order: Is each here? Does each have his opposite?

Chaos: I am here, but my opposite is you.

Order: Huh?

Evil: Dont let him bug ya. Were here.

Truth: My opposite is not here.

Good: Is your opposite Lies?

Truth: My opposite is Void. He couldnt make it.

Evil: snicker Figures!

Order: Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six!

Evil: Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh!

Good: I have the cards.

Evil: Ive got the chips.

Truth: I have the beer.

Chaos: I have the cards!

Order: Shut up.

Order: Whose deal is it?

Evil: Do ya gotta ask that EVERY time?

Truth: It is Goods deal.

Good: OK, five card draw…uh, everything is wild.

Evil: How can anyone win if everything is wild?

Good: No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if…

Order: I like this game.

Evil: This is pointless.

Truth: It is time to deal.

Good: Here we go! Your bet, Truth.

Truth: Five.

Order: Five and raise you five.

Evil: Dont you morons get it? It doesnt matter how much you bet!

Order: I like ten better.

Evil: sigh Call.

Chaos: I fold.

Evil: YOU CANT LOSE!

Chaos: I still fold.

Good: OK, Ill call. How many, Truth?

Evil: Whats the point in taking more cards?

Truth: I will keep the cards I have.

Order: I will take two.

Evil: Why?!?

Order: I didnt like those.

Evil: None for me.

Chaos: Ill take six.

Good: Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets?

Evil: Oh, just get this over with.

Order: But now we have to bet!

Evil: Any money you put in, youre just gonna get back!

Truth: I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards.

Truth: I have five aces.

Order: I have five ace of spades.

Chaos: I have a three.

Good: Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win.

Evil: Hold it, bub. Six aces, readem and weep.

Good: Where did you get that card?

Truth: He stole it from Chaos.

Evil: You know the rules, boys. The pots mine.

Good: That was a stupid game.

Order: Whose deal is it?

Truth: The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals.

Chaos: Whee!

all but Chaos: groan

Chaos: Eleven card stud-holdem with threes, eights, jacks, and
kings wild…fives count as fours, fours count as nines,
and queens dont count unless there is a prime numbered
spade showing…

Order: I fold…

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