Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Cant Be Wrong!

Arizona: But Its A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Aint Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Dont Ski, Dont Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Dont Own It-Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well Okay, Were Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Dont Pronounce the S

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: Were Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But Thats Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: Were Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Swedens (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes… And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney….

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least Were Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl… Its Whats For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: Were Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si Hablo Ingles

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?

Washington: Help! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family… Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men… and the sheep are scared