Various, some of the them old

[Ed: Some feminists have found these offensive. They are wrong.]

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children?

A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel.

Q: Why dont they let government workers look out the window in the morning?

A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon.

A girl criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.

The first civilian on the shuttle was an English teacher. Now shes history.


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