A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch…



Cowboy to Rancher:

Cowboy: Is that your dog?

Rancher: Yup.

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to him?

Rancher: Durn fool, dont you know dogs dont talk.

Cowboy: So whats the harm? May I?

Rancher: Go right ahead.





Cowboy to dog:

Dog; Howdy.

Dog: Hello. (Ranchers eyes pop out)

Cowboy: Is this your master? (pointing to the rancher)

Dog: Yep, sure is.

Cowboy: Does he treat you alright?

Dog: Sure does, every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play.





Rancher is standing there dumbfounded.



Cowboy to Rancher:

Rancher: Is that your horse over there?

Rancher: Yes.

Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?

Rancher: I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses cant talk.

Cowboy: Well then what would it hurt?

Rancher: Go right ahead.





Cowboy to horse:

Cowboy: Hello.

Horse: Hello.





Rancher cant believe it.



He stands there with his jaw wide open.



Cowboy: Is that your owner?

Horse: Yup, sure is.

Cowboy: He treat you OK?

Horse: Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements.

Cowboy: Sounds good. (turns to the rancher) are those your sheep out here?





Rancher is beside himself:

Rancher: Th-Th-Th-Them sheep out there, theyre nuttin but a bunch of liars!!