What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

Don King.

Following the approval of Viagra by the UKs health authorities, the first
shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to
the pharmacy distribution warehouse. Scotland Yard has warned the public to be
on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

Of course youve heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch
floppy into a hard disk.

Viagra, medicines version of MIRACLE-GRO.

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra
coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?