TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDNT SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIAS SECRET

10. Does this come in childrens sizes?

9. No thanks, just sniffing

8. Ill be in the dressing room going blind

7. Mom will love this

6. Oh size wont matter, shes inflatable.

5. No need to wrap it, Ill eat it here

4. Will you model this for me?

3. The Miracle what?!? This is better than world peace!!

2. $45 bucks?! Youre just gonna end up naked anyway!!!!

And the number one thing that a man should NEVER, EVER say out loud in Victorias Secret is:

1. Oh honey, youll never squeeze your fat ass into that!!!!!!