16
Mar

Violinist dies and goes to heaven

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.

Abe: I cant believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?

Max: Well, its great, but Ive got good news, and Ive got bad news … The good news is that theres a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, were playing Scheherezade, your favorite piece, tomorrow night!

Abe: So whats the bad news?

Max: Well, youre booked to play the solo!

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