A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesnt know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, Excuse me sir … can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says, Maam, Im blind, but if youll drop it on the counter I can tell you about it. She didnt believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, Thats a 6 graphite rod with a Zebco 220 reel and a 10-lb test line … Its a good all-around rod and reel, and its $20. She says, Its amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think its what Im looking for, so Ill take it. He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends down to get her purse and farts. At first, shes embarrassed but then realizes that theres no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldnt know she was the only person there. He rings up the sale and says, That will be $25.50. She says, But didnt you say it was $20? He says, Yes maam, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.