A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

Im here for the paint job, she said.

Alright, said the man. Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house.

The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isnt a porsche out back. Its a new BMW.