Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual

Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to me
and the part where Im to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking all
others, be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if youd just leave that
part out. He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that
part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the
grooms vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:

Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and
wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally
before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another
woman, as long as you both shall live?

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, Yes.

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, I thought we had a deal.

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, She made me a
much better offer.

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