There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldnt find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.

I will grant you each a wish, he said.

Why not, thought the blondes. Its worth a try.

I want to be the worlds best swimmer one said, so can swim off of the island. She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.

I want to be a bird one said, and flew away immediately.

The 3rd, and last one thought for a while. I want to be a man. Maybe that would help. She was instantly transformed into a man, then walked across the bridge to the mainland, where she joined her two friends.