A couple went to a ski-lodge on their honeymoon and spent the first three days in their room making love.

When they decided to join their friends in the bar downstairs, the husband suggested they could avoid embarrassment by putting on their skiing clothes, jumping out the window and getting snow all over themselves.

Then they could stroll into the bar pretending they had been out skiing most of the time. As they walked into the bar brushing snow off of each other, the husband said in a loud voice, Wow! Anyone who doesnt enjoy screwing must have a ski loose!