Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

I would like my grandchildren to say, He was successful in business, declared the first man.

Fifty years from now, said the second, I want them to say, He was a loyal family man.

Turning to the third gent, he asked, So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?

Me? the third one replied. I want them to say, He certainly looks good for his age.