Why beer is better than a man

A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.

A beer wont expect you to cook dinner when youre not hungry.

A beer doesnt care if you go shopping.

A beer doesnt mind when your mother visits

A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.

A beer wont tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.

If a beer had a sports car, it wouldnt love it more than you.

A beer doesnt sulk.

A beer doesnt have to sleep wiht the windows open.

A beer doesnt snore.

A beer cant interrupt.

A beer doesnt care that you cant find your cars carburetor.

A beer doesnt care that you dont balance your checkbook.

A good beer is easy to find.

A beer doesnt have friends who will drink your beer.

A beer wouldnt yell if you dented the car.

A beer wont get jealous if you enjoy another beer.

A beer wont care if you gain five pounds.

A beer doesnt want children.

If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.

Hangovers go away.

A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.

A beers life does not revlove around football.

A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.

A beer never needs a shave.

A beer doesnt care what toppings you get on the pizza

Just because you have dinner with a beer doesnt mean you have to sleep with a beer.

A beer doesnt have morning breath.

A beer is happy to go wherever you want to go.

A beer will never drink the last beer.

A beer will never take the newspaper apart before youve read it.

A beer will never worry about losing its hair.

A beer wont steal the covers.

You dont have to laugh at a beers jokes.

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