A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer wont expect you to cook dinner when youre not hungry.
A beer doesnt care if you go shopping.
A beer doesnt mind when your mother visits
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
A beer wont tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
If a beer had a sports car, it wouldnt love it more than you.
A beer doesnt sulk.
A beer doesnt have to sleep wiht the windows open.
A beer doesnt snore.
A beer cant interrupt.
A beer doesnt care that you cant find your cars carburetor.
A beer doesnt care that you dont balance your checkbook.
A good beer is easy to find.
A beer doesnt have friends who will drink your beer.
A beer wouldnt yell if you dented the car.
A beer wont get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
A beer wont care if you gain five pounds.
A beer doesnt want children.
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
Hangovers go away.
A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
A beers life does not revlove around football.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer doesnt care what toppings you get on the pizza
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesnt mean you have to sleep with a beer.
A beer doesnt have morning breath.
A beer is happy to go wherever you want to go.
A beer will never drink the last beer.
A beer will never take the newspaper apart before youve read it.
A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
A beer wont steal the covers.
You dont have to laugh at a beers jokes.