A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good – even when its lit.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
You dont have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
A Christmas tree doesnt get mad if you break one of its balls.
You only have to feed/water it once a week.
Its always there to light up your life.
It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
It always smells nice and doesnt pass gas.
If it needles you, you can toss it out.
It doesnt ask you to have little Christmas trees.