Why Men Cant Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you dont work enough, youre a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, its exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, its favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, youre a wimp.

If you dont, youre insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, youre a chauvinist pig, you bastard.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, shes a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesnt enjoy, thats domination.

If she asks you, its a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, youre vain.

If you dont, youre a slob.

If you buy her flowers, youre after something.

If you dont, youre not thoughtful.

If youre proud of your achievements, youre an egotist.

If youre not, youre not ambitious.

If she has a headache, shes tired.

If you have a headache, you dont love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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