Why women would love being Santa Claus

Youd never be expected to make the coffee.
Thered be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office.
You could grow a gut the size of Guam and consider it a job requirement.
Buy one big black belt and youd be accessorized for life.
Thered be no reason to have your colors done.
Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you werent.
Should people suggest your belly jiggled … when you laughed … like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your purse.
Youd always work in sensible footwear.
Thered be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would remind everyone whos boss.
You wouldnt need to buy an expensive briefcase.
No one would dare ask for a ride to work.
Youd never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip showing.
No more trips to the vending machine … youd just snack on milk and cookies all day.
Youd never be asked to take an early retirement package.
Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children would adore you; even your teenagers would want to sit in your lap.
Youd be guaranteed the best chair in the office.
Age discrimination wouldnt be an issue.
Youd never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.
No one would ask to see your job description.
Your co-workers would be on notice that theyd better not pout.

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