24
Dec

Wisdom Teeth

One day, a man walks into a dentists office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. Eighty dollars, says the dentist.

Thats a ridiculous amount!, the man says. Isnt there a cheaper way?

Well…, the dentist says, if you don’t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60. Looking annoyed the man says, Thats still too expensive!

Okay, says the dentist. If I save on anaesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.

Nope, moans the man, its still too much!. Well, says the dentist, scratching his head, if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.

Marvellous!, says the man, Book my wife for next Tuesday.

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