24
Dec
One day, a man walks into a dentists office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. Eighty dollars, says the dentist.
Thats a ridiculous amount!, the man says. Isnt there a cheaper way?
Well…, the dentist says, if you don’t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60. Looking annoyed the man says, Thats still too expensive!
Okay, says the dentist. If I save on anaesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.
Nope, moans the man, its still too much!. Well, says the dentist, scratching his head, if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.
Marvellous!, says the man, Book my wife for next Tuesday.