25
Oct
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
Ill grant you your fondest wish, the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, I want a spectacular job.
A job that no man has ever succeeded at nor has ever even dared try.
Poof! said the genie.
Youre a housewife!