Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.

Discoverer: Adam

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with
slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to
seasonal fluctuations.

Physical Properties

Surface usually covered with painted film.
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties

Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
Can cool things down when its too hot.

Tests

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when
handling.
Illegal to possess more than one.