Womens Lament:
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have
no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with
money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual, dont think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy
and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
interest in us when we take the initiative.
And yet, WOMEN are the CONFUSING sex?
15
Feb
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- Broken Washing Machine
- Cow gives birth
- Ugly Growth
- A Giant Problem
- The Three Sons
- Crossing a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker
- Dear Tide
- If crocodiles make shoes, what do banana skins make?
- ABCs
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- You Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If
- Serving as a juror in a case
- Drunk Giraffe
- Election bumper stickers from Babylon 5
- Scottish Builder