Worlds Worst Pick-up Lines…

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Just call me milk, Ill do your body good.

Your bodys name must be visa, because its everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, Ill be your Burger King, you treat me right, and Ill do it your way right away.

Id like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and Ill slam you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? Ive seem to have lost mine.

Im new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body – especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, Im a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I cant find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

The fact that Im missing my teeth just means that theres more room for your tongue.

Guy: Havent I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.