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Q: Whats so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know shell swallow.

Q: Why dont they teach drivers education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A: They dont want to wear out the camel.

Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hells Angel with a Jehovahs Witness?

A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off!

Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: Whats the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?

A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?

A: Dating children.

Q: Whats the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

A: She knows shes given her last blow job.

Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?

A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony?

A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?

A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Q. Whats the definition of Trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass? A. Pleasing!

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jacksons ranch know when it is bedtime? A. When the big hand touches the little hand…

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?

A: When hes got his head up a fairys skirt, then hes a goblin.

Q. Whats the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a quickie, only you do it yourself.

Q: Whats a Japanese girls favorite holiday?

A: Erection day.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?

A: The tongues still in the envelope.

Q: Whats the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After 10 years the job still sucks.

Q: Which of the following doesnt belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?

A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just cant beat a blow job.

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