President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded! the American President cried. My peoples favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!

Bill, da Canadian pipple would be appy to do anyting witin der power to elp you replied the Prime Minster. (Yes, he does speak like that)

I do need your help, said Clinton. Could you possibly send 1,000,000 Condoms ASAP to tie us over?

Certainment! I get right on it! said Chretien.

Oh, and one more small favor, please? said Clinton.

Oui?

Could the condoms be red, white and blue in colour; at least 10 long and 4 in diameter? said Clinton.

No problem replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Cretien hung up and called the President of Trojan.

I need a favour, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send dem to Hamerica.

Consider it done. said the President of Trojan

Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10 long and 4 in diameter.

Easily done. Anything else?

Yah, said the Prime Minister, an print MADE IN CANADA, MEDIUM on each one.