A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.

May I buy you a drink? the man asks the lady.

Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man, she responds.

Whoa! I would have never known if you hadnt told me, the man says shocked, Well what was the worst part of the operation? Was it when they sewed on those gahoonas?

No, she says calmly.

What about when they cut off your..

No, she says hesitantly.

Well what was the worst part of the operation?, the man asks.

Well, the worst part has to be when they removed half of my brain!