Yo mama so…

it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order

she sold the car for gas money

she got stabbed in a shoot out

when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.

she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

***yo mama so fat***

when she stood on the bathroom scale, it said to be continued…..

last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

when she steps on a scale, it read one at a time, please

her nickname is DAMN

people jog around her for exercise

shes got her own area code

even Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction

she has more chins then a hong kong phone book

***yo mama so nasty***

shes like a brick, rough around the edges and gets laid by mexicans every day

she has lobsters instead of crabs

***yo mama so ugly***

she joined an ugly contest, and they said, sorry, no professionals.

she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

that if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects

she makes blind kids cry

she makes onions cry

***your mama so old***

her security code is 000-00-0001

when god said,let there be light, she flicked the switch.

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