Old and New Jokes

Yo Moma so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears



pop.



Yo Moma so fat, when she has sex, she has to give



directions.



Yo Momaso fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her



waist, and it looks like a pager.



Yo Momaso fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain



claimed her for their new world.



Yo Momaso fat, she sat on the beach and Green peace threw



her in.



Yo Momaso fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned



my ass on the light bulb.



Yo Momaso fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.



Yo Momaso fat, shes moving the Earth out of its orbit.



Yo Momaso fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.



Yo Momaso fat, she plays pool with the planets.



Yo Momaso fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.



Yo Momaso fat, when she went to get a water bed, they



put a blanket across Lake Michigan.



Yo Momaso fat, she dont know whether shes walking or



rolling.



Yo Momaso fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.