You are a child of the 80s If…

You are a child of the 80s If…

*You know what a burnout is.

*You owned/operated a Trapper Keeper

*You know what Psych means.

*Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game — to reserve your spot.

*You know the profound meaning of Wax on, Wax off.

*You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer.

*You can name at least half of the members of the elite Brat Pack.

*You know who Tina Yothers is.

*You wanted to be a Goonie.

*You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.

*You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab

*You know who Max Headroom is.

*You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.

*You could breakdance, or wish you could.

*You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

*You Believed that By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!

*Partying like its 1999 seemed SO far away.

*You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

*You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to Inspector Gadget

*You wanted to be on Star Search.

*You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

*You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.

*You knew what Willis was talkin bout.

*You HAD to have your MTV

*You remember when Kramer was on a show called Fridays

*You hold a special place in your heart for Back to the Future.

*You know where to go if you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

*You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

*You actually thought Dirty Dancing was a REALLY good movie.

*You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

*You knew The Artist when he was humbly called Prince.

*You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played Sam to be.

*You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system

*You own(ed) any cassette singles

*You were led to believe that in the year 2000 wed all be living on the moon.

*You remember And/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.

*Poltergeist freaked you out.

*You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

*You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

*You know what a Doozer is.

*You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.

*You ever had a Swatch Watch.

*You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

*You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.

*You know what a Whammee is..

If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a Child of the 80s.

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