You get what you pay for

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A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after
a long days trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills
out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting
in the lobby.

He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a
minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

Fancy meeting my wife here, he says to the clerk. Guess Ill need a
double room for the night.

Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over
$3000. Whats the meaning of this? he yells at the clerk. Ive only
been here one night!

Yes, says the clerk, but your wife has been here for three weeks.

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