You know its going to be a bad day when
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- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your outer office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business. (how OLD this 1 is? *g* )
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there arent any.
- You turn on the TV news and theyre displaying emergency routes out of your city.
- The woman youve been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
- You wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you dont have a water bed.
- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels on the freeway.
- You get a rejection notice from the HUMOR Listserver saying that youre no longer funny.
- Your doctor tells you, Well, I have bad news and good news…
- You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!
- Your ex-lover calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that youd better get the Test.
- You wake up at work naked in front of your co-workers.
- When someone accuses you of faking humor.
- Your lover tells you, Im sub-letting another apartment and the movers are here to move me.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.
- You need your chocoholic fix and the government just banned chocolate … AGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
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