– Yo mamas so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

– Yo mamas so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

– Yo mamas so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

– Yo mamas so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

– Yo mamas so hairy, when she spreads her legs ,the first thing that comes to my mind is Were going to Bush Gardens.