You never Call.

A man calls his mother in Florida. Mom, how are you? Not too

good, says the mother. Ive been very weak.

The son says, Why are you so weak? She says, Because I havent

eaten in 38 days. The man says, Thats terrible! Why havent you eaten

in 38 days?

The mother answers, Because I didnt want my mouth to be filled with

food if you should call.

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