Young drinker joke

From someone appearing at the Laff Stop, in Austin:

A five-year-old is mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The
preacher who lives across the street sees the beer and comes over to
harass the kid:

P: Arent you a little young to be drinking, son?

K: Thats nothing; I got laid when I was three.

P: What?! How did that happen?

K: I dont remember. I was drunk.

Paul Suhler suhler@im4u.UTEXAS.EDU

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